Jokes

Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #1

1. ACCELERATOR: Microwave 2. ACCESS DENIED: Diet Time 3. ALT: As in "alt and pepper to taste" 4. ASCII: Callii Tech Support 5. AUTOEXEC.BAT: Cookies in your boss' car 6. BACKSLASH: Do to piecrust before cooking 7. BACKUP: Leftovers 8. BASIC: PBJ Sandwich 9. BATCH: Mess o' 10. BINARY: Buy nary, eat nary 11. BLOCK: Cake baked with no eggs 12. BOOT: Heat your oven 13. CACHE: Do when egg is rolling off counter 14. CAD: Someone who promises to cook, then doesn't 15. CD: When you don't core apples before baking 16. CLUSTER: Kitchen advisors 17. COMMAND: Tell someone else to cook 18. COMPRESS: Knead 19. CONFIG.SYS: Have your sister figure it out 20. COPY: Double recipe 21. CRASH: Drop main course at big dinner party 22. CTRL: What you lose after crashing 23. CURSOR: Who you are after crashing 24. CUSTOMIZE: Add sprinkles 25. DATA: Sort-a like-a fig-a 26. DEBUG: Check the flour before using 27. DIP-SWITCH: What you do when you're out of salsa 28. DIRECTORY: De place where de priest lives 29. DOCUMENT: Small, after-dinner candy 30. DOS: Dine Or Starve 31. DOT MATRIX: Dorothy's mother 32. DOWNLOAD: Pour batter into pan 33. DOWNTIME: Time while brownies are baking 34. DRAG: Time while brownies are baking