I am very addicted to many things. (Pens, Templates, Printables, Recipes etc)
I will keep adding more so stop back again..Soon
Showing posts with label MISC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MISC. Show all posts
Monday, May 11, 2009
Grocery Lists and Menu Planners
Recently on AR someone was requesting a menu planner and grocery list so I have been surfing for you guys and this is what I found.
This is one of my Favorite sites for lots of different templates I use around the house
Free software
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Jokes
Glossary for Computer Lover's Recipes #1 |
| 1. ACCELERATOR: Microwave 2. ACCESS DENIED: Diet Time 3. ALT: As in "alt and pepper to taste" 4. ASCII: Callii Tech Support 5. AUTOEXEC.BAT: Cookies in your boss' car 6. BACKSLASH: Do to piecrust before cooking 7. BACKUP: Leftovers 8. BASIC: PBJ Sandwich 9. BATCH: Mess o' 10. BINARY: Buy nary, eat nary 11. BLOCK: Cake baked with no eggs 12. BOOT: Heat your oven 13. CACHE: Do when egg is rolling off counter 14. CAD: Someone who promises to cook, then doesn't 15. CD: When you don't core apples before baking 16. CLUSTER: Kitchen advisors 17. COMMAND: Tell someone else to cook 18. COMPRESS: Knead 19. CONFIG.SYS: Have your sister figure it out 20. COPY: Double recipe 21. CRASH: Drop main course at big dinner party 22. CTRL: What you lose after crashing 23. CURSOR: Who you are after crashing 24. CUSTOMIZE: Add sprinkles 25. DATA: Sort-a like-a fig-a 26. DEBUG: Check the flour before using 27. DIP-SWITCH: What you do when you're out of salsa 28. DIRECTORY: De place where de priest lives 29. DOCUMENT: Small, after-dinner candy 30. DOS: Dine Or Starve 31. DOT MATRIX: Dorothy's mother 32. DOWNLOAD: Pour batter into pan 33. DOWNTIME: Time while brownies are baking 34. DRAG: Time while brownies are baking |
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOUND IT AT http://www.e-cookbooks.net/humor.htm#Pickup
DIET FOR STRESS: This diet is designed to help you cope with the
stress that builds up during the day.
Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk
Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce
Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars
Late Evening Snack:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)
Additional Rules for this Diet:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do
not eat more than they do.
3. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
4. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
5. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you
are in the process of preparing something.
6. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due
to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
7. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories
since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and
will cling to his/her plate.
REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS.
Foot Long Carrot
My carrot I purchased to make a nice quick carrot cake what you think?
It is over a foot long ;)
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