Saying

Edited do to content language :O)

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crepe, be ready to receive a ton of shiitakes.”

B&tch List 2 Vent

As of late I have been going nuts w/ things that irritate me or really piss me off. Be it at the local store/work or just at home so I decided to create a B&tch list to Vent...

Stores:

• Employee's who don't know what common things are these are people over the age of 30+
• People speaking there native language and ignoring talking to the customer they are ringing up.
• When your shopping and looking at something and someone steps in front/around you and starts looking at things as well in your face like your not even there.

Drivers:

• Talking on cellphones
  
• Getting Ready for work
  
• Making Right Turns from the Left Lanes
• Pulling right in front of you doing a lane change and stopping to go to the store on the right side of the road.
• People who wait until the last second to merge
  

Work:

• People who create drama just to create it
• People who can't assist w/ daily job duties everyone is to do
• 2 faced people

I have more to add but just wanted to get started

“Cooking is like making love, you do it well, or you do not do it at all”

by Harriet van Horne